My cat is a fucking asshole. Remember the time he fell off the balcony? On my birthday? And we spent over an hour trying to catch him ( Read more... )

So, last night I went out on the balcony to water my pathetic little garden there, and Becker escaped out onto it. He's done it before, but he likes to walk on the ledge outside the railing. Anna has said that one day, he was going to fall ( Read more... )